We're partners in crimes

Hello long time no see. So did you miss me? Did you miss me? No? Okay. I have a runny nose which is SO cool. Not. How long has it been eh since school holiday? I can't remember. 10 days huh? Wow, it feels like almost 1 month already. Yeay.

By the way, I've watched New Moon for 3 times. HAHA yeah I know, whatever. Alya, she's seen it for 4 times, lagi power. Hahaha. Can I have my own Edward? Or Taylor Lautner? Cause it would be so cool to have a vampire or a werewolve as your friend. HAHA. Yes Alya, we own Taylor Lautner. Taylor Swift can share with us too. Back off everyone, hehehehe okay joking.

Anyhoo, Alya bets me to find a rempit friend by the end of this December. Hahaha kacang, no offence okay but rempits are kind of easy to get them cause hmm, you know what I mean so I don't have to write it down here. Like heyy aweksszxx, bulehz berkewnalawnnzzzz? Knock it off you guys, it's annoying (if you don't know). Okay I'm sorry. But I pretty much think that others are thinking the same way like I do. 

Ooooor there's always a second choice -  the gay ones? That's quite hard you know, it's ridiculously impossible to turn a gay into a straight one. I don't think I can do it. So I won't do it. I just can't. (Yeah I'm a loser, yeay me). This whole thing is about having fun so don't get us wrong. It's just a one dumb plan. Okay okay I should stop now, cause this is so a sensitive issue. LOL. We're not gonna do it anyway, but Alya might. HAHAHA kan Alya? I'll give you 1 ringgit. if you do it. HAHAHAHAA.

P.s. I miss playing with rollerblades

I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right

According to you - Orianthi

She's super duper brilliantly talented. Know her from Michael Jackson's This is it. Whoooa. And look, she's famous now!

Throwing far too much emotions at me

First day of Raya, bloody brilliant ♥  I feel like really kaya today. I got free calls remember? So I took my phone and dialed any number, and talked talked talked! From pagi to petang to malam. Haha. Oh noh, I only have 1 hour left. Better call someone while I can. HAHA called Zikri, long lost friend, just now. Aaawkwaaaaaaaaard. BAHAHAHA not, tipu je. 

Kesian Alya. Hehehe. Alya read me stories. And after that sang chrismas songs. Then lagu raya. Funny. Vampires, werewolves, taylor lautner, edward cullen. No RPatz. HAHA.

My cousin baby Arif is so cheeky. I'll post up a picture of him as soon as I can.

Okay goodnight world! I need some beautiful sleep now.

Hope it gives you hell

 ALYA AZMA


Rasa mcm nk makan darah. Azma, lets go and hunt! Lets hunt grizzly bears or how about mountain lions (twihard much? YEAH!)

Sapi! Go!

Or we can eat Sapi! Yeayy!

Sapi! Run!

Sapi I've got chocolate for you! Come here Sapi bodoh...

Sapi! Don't trust her!

No Sapi, I've got ferrero rocher, kinder bueno and toblerone. Choose one or you can have them all! Mari sini Sapi! Marilah Sapi buduhh.

Sapi! Dont! I have kebab for you. You hate chocolate!  
(kebab is made out of lembu. And sapi is a lembu)

P.s. People who had already watched Twilight and Upin Upin may understand this.

The way you roll your eyes

Yeay yeay yeay I've watched New Moon baby. New Moon is way better than Twilight. Most of the scripts were from the book. I thought New Moon was bad cause Edward left Bella and so on, but obviously I was wrong.

Last year, watched Twilight on the first day and guess what, everybody was so excited. I saw someone wrote something on her neck, example, twihard or Edward Cullen or anything. But not this time, it seemed like nobody was excited about it. I don't know, maybe not enough twihard there perhaps? But all I can say is that, New Moon is seriously way way better than Twilight. This is what I think okay.

Today is my sister's birthday. And I've got free calls to any maxis number because I registered my number under my sister's IC cause I wasn't even 18 yet and still not. But the problem is, who should I call? You should be  very lucky if I call you and wish you guys SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILADHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA geli gila.

Dead and gone

Soo have you guys ever heard of tutti frutti yogurt something like that? I don't remember it's name. But yeah you should try it. Definitely mouth watering :) This thing is like an ice cream but it's yogurt. It's really nice. Self service kind of thing. You can take as much as you want, variety choice of toppings. From jelly beans to cookies to chocolate syrup and so on. You weigh it and pay it. It costs RM0.53 per 10 grams. Basically a medium cup would cost around RM10 but that depends on the amount you take. It has many types of flavor. You can even ask for a free taste! I love mango, strawberry, chocolate, mmmmm yummy! Coffee tastes like caramel. Ssss.

You don't understand what I'm saying do you? Okay click here. Finish.

P.s. The picture doesn't look tempting. 

It's so quiet in here

My tiny tummy hasn't been filled with food or drinks for more than 20 hours but less than 24 hours. Heh. It's not a big deal, cause here I am, still alive and still breathing. No way I'm on a diet, no way. According to.. erk I don't know, it says that a human could stay alive for 7 days without food, I think. I've never tried it before so I have no idea how true that would be. I'm just thirsty. Waiter! Water please! *Gulp gulp gulp drinking air* thank you. Ergh. 

whoaa I so want her cake. Looks yummylicious. A tiny bite would do, hihihi. 

P.s. This post was saved as draft and now it's published! Heh stupid.

Slam your body down and zigazig ah

After 2 years of resting in peace on the bookshelf, I have finally decided to read New Moon since the movie is coming out real soon (can't wait!). I only have a few pages left and that's it. The end. Yeay!

<---- Smoking hot!

Taylor Lautner is so hot in New Moon! I am Team Jacob baby! (haha). And I'm also team Edward but I don't like Edward in the movie. So I'm team Edward for the book and team Jacob for the movie. Get it? No? Okay.

You have got to believe it

Before it's too late, I would like to say

good luck to all SPM candidates.

And

congratulations 

 for those who scored with flying colors in UPSR.                      

UPSR is so damn easy, piece of cake. Haha.

Bad Romance

And look at what she's wearing (which is the ugliest shoes I've ever seen), but well I am kind of impressed though. Cause she has the guts to wear anything weird, or should I say anything freak? Hehe

 

A big round of applause for Alexender McQueen for designing these shoes.

Her dress from the video. Like whoaaa.

Aaaaaand,

Lady Gaga at the VMA's.

Don't you think this is weird?

Whatever she is, I do like some of her songs. But Paparazzi is so not in my list.

It may seem cliche

I was trying to write something, 

not a perfect heart-shaped

this one scares the shit out of me.

Were you just kidding?

Some things about me I would love to tell (but if you don't want to hear it, you can just simply click the X button on the upper right of your screen, thankyou).

#1

I have high low specific heat capacity (those who learn physics can understand this)(bahahahaa). It means that I have the tendency to get mad easily but I can also cool down easily :) (I was wrong at the first place, heh :S )

#2

I spend my money more on food than clothes or anything. Haha. Stupid.

#3

I'm kind of a happy person. I like to hear to silly jokes and stuffs. I just love laughing. Yeas laughter is definitely the best medicine. 

#4

I really hate humans who destroy my mood when I'm happy. They are called mood destroyers. 

#5

I like daydreaming. According to the book of secret, you just have to imagine something to achieve it. So I'm going to practice it every single day. So not good. 

#6

I've done so many stupid things which I am not going to mention it here

#7

I've been having weird dreams these days.

#8

Sometimes, when I suddenly bumped into anyone, I would rather do nothing than say hi to them (usually).

#9

I love singing in the shower (or anywhere else). I also bring my hand phone into the bathroom so I can play the songs cause I hate silence. I have bad imaginations. Teehee. 

#10

I didn't really play barbies back when I was a child. I just had 1. I was more into boys' games - racing, wrestling, shooting and etc

I love Demi Lovato.

 That's it. Good night.

You must not know about me

I really wanna buy the secret which Effa had mentioned it in her blog. That book is really good (I have read it but only a part of it), it gives you the spirit to do whatever you want and to have whatever you desire. There is only one powerful law, - the law of attraction. The more you think about something, the more it will attract to you. It's like a magnet but it's only up to you. You can't just dream on about it, you have got to work on it to own it. Get my point? No. Okay. But trust me, it does help. 

Oh man I really need to save up my money.

Just beat it

Fareeq, Harry potter junior. Haha.

He slept then poof, and there it is (the tiny line on his forehead).

He has sharp nails, really.

P.s. He won't stay still that's why the picture's ugly. No, no it's my fault.

Stay close

Hye, I'm in love with this song. It's really nice :)




I like the way you sound in the morning
We're on the phone and without a warning
I realize your laugh is the best sound
I have ever heard

I like the way I can't keep my focus
I watch you talk, you didn't notice
I hear the words but all I can think is
We should be together
Every time you smile, I smile
And every time you shine, I'll shine for you

Whoa oh, I'm feeling you baby
Don't be afraid to
Jump then fall
Jump then fall into me
Baby, never gonna leave you
Say that you wanna be with me too
So I'm a stay through it all
So jump then fall

I like the way your hair falls in your face
You got the keys to me
I love each freckle on your face, oh
I've never been so wrapped up, honey
I like the way you're everything I ever wanted

I had time to think it oh, over
And all I can say is come closer
Take a deep breath then jump then fall into me
Cause Every time you smile, I smile
And every time you shine, I'll shine for you

Whoa oh, I'm feeling you baby
Don't be afraid to
Jump then fall
Jump then fall into me
Baby, never gonna leave you
Say that you wanna be with me too
So I'm a stay through it all
So jump then fall

The bottom's gonna drop out from under our feet
I'll catch you, I'll catch you
And people say things that bring you to your knees
I'll catch you
The time is gonna come when you're so mad you could cry
But I'll hold you through the night until you smile

Whoa oh, I need you baby
Don't be afraid, please
Jump then fall
Jump then fall into me
Baby, never gonna leave you
Say that you wanna be with me too
So I'm a stay through it all
So jump then fall
Jump then fall baby
Jump then fall into me, into me

Every time you smile, I smile
And every time you shine, I shine
And every time you're here
Baby I'll show you, I'll show you
You can Jump then fall, jump then fall
Jump then fall into me, into me, yeah

Whatcha say?

Tik tok


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Evacuate the dancefloor



P.s. - they are all blonds. HAHA

Don't surrender

Here's a sneak peak of Demi Lovato's Remember December.

Should we girls know 50 things about guys?

50 Things Girls should Know about Guys (whatever).

 

 1. Guys hate sluts.

2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never
mind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

37. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.

So are these really true? Whatever man.

You're so damn easy

Hye alya, I have something special for you!

 

 (BOOM)

November fool! Tah pape ntah. Haha.
Ni cicak mati tengah jalan tiba tiba ada kat dapur.
Dah kene lenyet lenyet habis.
Kucing la tuuuuuuuu buat.
Geli gila, dah la ekor tkde.
Oh alya tak suka cicak lah. Hehe.

What about us?

He looks freakingly freak in here.

Sorry R-PatzZzZz (HAHA) fans!

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?

Story of the day-

Who wrote this?

It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class, as the teacher walked in the classroom, she noticed something was written on the board. The chalkboard read "T T T 1A". She looked at the children and said,

"Who wrote this?"

Little Debbie raises her hand and says, "I did, teacher". 

The teacher says, "Well, what does that mean, Debbie?" 

Debbie answered "It means, To The Teacher 1 Apple", 

and gives the teacher an apple.

"Very good", says the teacher, "Thank You".

The next morning, the teacher walks in the classroom, and notices something written on the board. The chalkboard read "T T T 1O". 

She asked the children, "Who wrote this?"
Then little Bobby answers, "I did, teacher". 

The teacher says, "well Bobby, what does that mean?" 

Bobby says, "It means, To The Teacher 1 Orange",
and gives the teacher an orange. 

"Very good, Bobby, thank you."

The next morning, she walks in the classroom, and she noticed the board read,
" F U C K I T". The teacher, disappointed, said,

"WHO WROTE THIS!!"
Then little Juanito, raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher". 

The teacher says, "Well, what does this mean, Juanito?"
Juanito answers, "It means, From Us Chicano Kids 1 Tamale". 

You don't know what you did to me

Final year exam is officially over. And now it's partayy time. But not for long, starting December I'm gonna have

to start studying. Tak best gila. Cuti sekolah start lambat gila tahun ni. Ada brapa minggu je tinggal :( SOB SOB!

 

HELP IN NEED (!!)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, since now is the best time for me to enjoy (while I can), I wanted to install the sims 2 back but unfortunately I totally forgot how to crack it. Damn. It took me months to finally crack it last year. And as you all know, my sister deleted it and now I'm installing it back. Damn damn damn. I DON'T KNOW AND I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO. I googled everything and nothing works. They said I have to download this and that but I don't think so, the last time I installed, I didn't have to download anything. Damnnn.

DO tell me if any of you guys play the sims 2. And please someone tell me how to crack it. I have nothing better to do now. Myspace is damn bored. So no more myspace for now.

Tumblr

I have changed my tumblr url to

flamingspaz.tumblr.com

happy surfing :)

Geek in the pink

Satu bulan yang menyeksakan hampir tamat. 1 kertas saja lagi tinggal.

Tahun depan, SPM! Soo tak sabar.

So soo, sekolah tinggal 1 minggu lagi. Cepat gila kan masa?

And I promise, I'll do better next year than this year. This year sucks.

 I want this, someday.

TURN THAT OFF WILL YOU?

One day, as I was sleeping, I heard someone turned on Kelly Clarkson's Already Gone. I thought it was my brother. And the song kept on playing on and on again and it was really loud, seriously. I was so frustrated, I feel like I wanna kill that guy. It was my neighbor obviously cause the sound did not come from my house. But then I totally ignored it and went back to sleep again. Biasa lah, orang lelaki bujang memang suka pasang speaker kuat kuat sampai nk terpecah jantung aku lagi lagi la yang home theathre tu, kan?

So the other day, I cant remember when, my neighbor turned on Taylor Swift's You belong with me. Adooi. Tengah tidur lagi ni. Tidur tak tenang. Siot betul lah.

I miss Charmed.

BOSS

In my previous posts, I think I have mentioned once or twice or thrice (?), that my eldest sister, kaklong, is so bossy. She controls everything in this house, ergh. But some of it are acceptable. Im an angel aren't I?

#1

She controls the computer. That's fine with me maybe cause she doesn't want me to download stuffs that contain virus etc etc (Im a postive thinker). But what really unacceptable is, she deletes my songs, even if I named the folder, DO NOT DELETE. Everytime I use windows media player and I choose to shuffle, look whose songs are playing all over again? It's hers! From Boys over flowers to Hindustan to Super Juniors (whaaat). Tekan next je, jepun la, ni la, tu laa. Bosan gila tau takk? Tak best doh.

(Sorry korean japanese anime whatever fans, I'm just not that into those songs).

Oh and ada satu lagu ni lollipop apa tah, sheesh annoying gila. Thank god that song is not in this computer.

And last year, I installed The Sims 2 and guess what? She deleted it. I was halfway to complete the goal. Sheesh. She said I installed it into the wrong folder. Aiyoo, tak boleh ka tanya dulu seblum delete? Dah la nk crack the sims 2 susah. Dah lupa. Takpelah, dah tak kesah dah pun :DDD

Conclusion

Bagus lah jugak kene delete. Kalu tak 24jam je duduk depan computer.

END

Haha this is funny but stupid.

Evacuate the dancefloor

Hola, just now at school I played...

Dekat class, semua mood destroyer (certain)(siapa terasa haha lantak ah) tgh sibuk dgn jamuan class. Aku dan kawan kawan pula suka bergembira riang tertawa dgn rocket tuu. Best gila sioot haha. But the only problem is, the rocket wont fly higher and it keeps on turning back. Haha semua orang boleh buat kot. Well maybe, cara baling dia salah. Haha whatever. Esok main lagii. Yeay yeayy periksa dah nak habis. Yeay yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Woooooooooooo.

Oh mcm malas la pulak nk cerita pasal Michael Jackson tu, tgk sendiri lah, lagi best. HEhehee.

Can you meet me halfway

 Story of the day -

Anger Management


When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on
someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to
make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone
could be so rude. I realized I had called the wrong number. I tracked down
Robin's correct number and called her. I had accidentally transposed the
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to
call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and
hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my
desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd
call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling
would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar
with the Caller ID program?"

He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some
guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently
waited for.. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for that
spot. The idiot ignored me I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window . .
so, I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole ( I had his
number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's
parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an asshole."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had
a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used
to be

So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.

"Hello."

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen.."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black
Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying
your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called Asshole #2.

"Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are...!"

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay
lover.

Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th
Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.

When I got there, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in
front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and the channel 13 news crew.

NOW, I feel better - This is "Anger Management" at its very best.

6 days left

Oh tidak, esok biology. And tak habis revision lagi. Haish susah betulla bila internet sudah ok. Skema gila siot.

To all female drivers

Another funny video.
Click here to see it.
But first you must log in to you facebook account.
I can't upload it because it has no url.
Seriously, damn funny weh.
Penat gelak. Tkdela penat sgt. But funny lah.
It's about orang yang careless masa tgh drive.

Nice one

Creme that egg!

btw, the internet is back to normal again! hooraaay