Leave me alone, I'm married

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”

He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”

“Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw-up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,’Leave me alone, I’m married!’”

Ramadhan lah

Sementara mama dan abah berada di masjid, cepat cepatlah saya mengambil kesempatan untuk update blog. Alasan nak online supaya abah bukak computer? Nak isi borang matrix hahaha yang sampai sekarang blum di isi isi lagi.

Hari ini, tadi, tengahari, balik sekolah, Fareeq berak. So, tok ma (mama) cuci taik dan mandikan lah Fareeq yang sangat busuk itu. Sementara Fareeq mandi hoohahooha, saya sedang menikmati  nasi ayam nyam nyam esok dah puasa okay sangat lah takda kena mengena. Pastu, lepas Fareeq mandi, dia pun nak sibuk makan jugak, maka panjatlah dia atas kerusi. Jeng jeng jeng. Dekat meja makan, mestilah ada pelapik en, then, Fareeq pun main tolak tolak plastik tu sampai kedut. Saya sangatlah baik hati. Saya cuma marah dia dengan jerit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sambil buat muka bodoh hodoh nak mampus. Fareeq tergamam melihat azma yang comel lote ni. Kemudian, saya jerit lagi sekali hahahaha saja nk kacau dia. Alah jerit mcm orang kena sawan histeria tu. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, 5 saat kemudian, tiba tiba air muka fareeq mula berubah. Daripada muka pelik terus jadi muka jebek, muka muncung nak merajuk la tu. Nak gelak saya dibuatnya. Lepastu meroyan la dia hahaha jerit menangis gila babi weh. Mengada ngada action je lebih, sentuh kulit sikit pon tak. Hahahahahahaha sampai termuntah muntah. Kesian tok ma kena mandikan dia balik :D

Mama dan abah tertanya tanya kenapa dia menangis mcm gila, saya pun demonstrate lah balik apa jadi. Bila part jerit tu dia dengar dia terus nangis lagi kuat. Hehe. Sampai taknak tgk muka hahaha hebat. Nasib baik dia baby boy kalau perempuan taktahu lah apa jadi.

Jam pun dah tunjuk pukul 3.30 maka lewatlah saya nak pergi ke tuition. Bergegas lah saya nak bersiap. Bila turun bawah balik, konon konon nak pujuk dia balik, hahaha dia dah mula senyum kambing gigi 4 batang baru. Okay lepas ni sayang Fareeq banyak banyak. Nak jerit kuat kuat lagi biar sampai Fareeq nangis muntah darah hahahahaha tak ada lah itu sangatlah melampau.

YAYAAYAYAYAY sekarang dah Ramadhan, meaning, no more syaitan. HAHA

About 110 days to SPM

WOAHH DAH LAMA GILA TAHAP CIPAN TK UPDATE BLOG!

Normal lah kan. When you only have merely 3 months to face spm, you will have no time to online even time to chillaxing, and bla bla bla.

Tak percaya? Wait when you're in form 5. H-E-C-T-I-C!

Tuition sana sini nasib baik Bio best. Haha tiba tiba.

So because of my tahap kerajinan untuk belajar sangatlah sangat sangat dissappointing dgn midyear yang sucks (ceh pada hal takde benda nak buat sngt pun), BOOM computer has now had PASSWORD! Meaning, no more online! PADAN MUKA! Then mcm mana boleh online? Ngehehe senang saja. There are 2 options. First, my sister's laptop but she got password in it. So how? Haha senang juga. You know it's not that hard to guess her password at all since she put the easiest or should I say the dumbest hint I've ever seen in my life (sorry kakak). Imagine la like this, example, the password is 1234 and the hint is 5678. Haaaaaaaaih Fareeq pun tau maa. And secondly, my Abah's laptop and that one also got password in it. BUT I already know that password way before abah asked kaklong to put password in the computer so that doesn't count okay. Saya online tak lama pun, tak apa, jangan risau. Conclusion, letak password dlm computer ada pros and cons. So bg sp sp yang tak habis2 nk online, suruh lah sp sp letak password. Tak mati punya. Nak buang streamyx, wifi, unifi, pi wimax tah apa kejadah tu pun tkpa.

Last week went to a seminar. Since I was so bored, I turned my bluetooth on to have fun you know, kacau kacau people here and there. But only to get Luna Maya's video in return from an unknown device -.- Heh kecut gila pergi hide phone kan. Chicken. Pok pok pok.

Now before I end this post, Imma serve you something that I've been craving for (MAMA PLEASE JOM PERGI IKEA!) and something that will definitely make you go MMMMMMMHMM! Air liur melelehleleh sana sini lagi lagi Effa tgh puasa HAHA.

P.s. Haha saja bubuh besar besar. Perut dah bunyi. Nasib baik blum puasa.