Sunday, May 30, 2010

Fareeq tukang kacau dan penyibuk

Yes Fareeq suka kacau antie dia yang adorable ni (HAHA). Sibuk gila tau takkkk. Pastu tekan sana tekan sini -.-' Habis fingerprints dia penuh kat laptop ni. Marah dia pun buat bodoh je.


On the way nak panjat

Hah piece of cake

I can do this on my own, without adults supervision hah!

Halfway left 

Almost

Fuuuuuh

HOORAY I am FAREEQ, Ze KING OF THE PENYIBUKS *applause

Eh wait, I see something

HELLLO FISH FACE!

TAHNAAATUHEEI *baby talk

YOU! YEA YOU, IM TALKING TO YOU FISH FACE!

I'm gonna getchaaa

HEHEHEHE

Caaaak peeeeek a boooooooooo!

Hah amek kau terbalik terus.


THE END


Saturday, May 29, 2010

AHHNOYING ORANGEEEEEEEE

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup!!!!!!!
Okay ni dah terpengaruh dgn annoying orange bf farahin.
Tgk muka dia pun dh tau annoying




Yg ni pon cool


Sunday, May 16, 2010

HOOHAA

Fish face much?

There's a halo above my head! Okay LAME.

Muka budak senyum kambing nak ambil SPM tahun ini, pukul 3 pagi tak tido lagi, tak mandi lagi, tak belajar lagi esok nak periksa mid year yeaaaaaaaaah



Dah dah off to bed now, mama abah tau mesti bising hohohoh. Bontot pon dah sakit sgt duduk atas lantai lama sangat. Goodnight and goodnight.

P.s. I've decided to delete gbr ring on it haha sp sempat tgk, sempat lah. delete sbb muka tak cukup extreme lagi haha apakah.

The next bieber?



I bet he is. He's like the next Justin Bieber but with Lady Gaga's sense of music, just please be straight, I mean don't be gay. Aaaand one thing for sure, girls would completely go gaga over him. Great. Stay away from girls and be focus - lady gaga said it, I did not. Anyway, he's very talented. Appeared on Ellen after posting up this video above with millions hits in 2 weeks O.O Even Justin had to wait for a loooooong time to be famous.

I wonder what if the same situation happen to you guys? You know like, posting up a video of you and later that day, you receive a call from OPRAH WINFREY WOOHOO or ELLEN DEGENERES WOOHOO saying that you're very talented, you should come to the USA for  the live interview and the next thing you know, you're already famous and you will say, HAH IN YOUR FACE YOU SUCKERS LOSERS, I'M 10000000 MILES AHEAD FROM YOU, and you get an offer to be in GLEE!

-GLEE ALERT-
And what more really interesting is that, you've got the part, and the part is to be Finn's freaking newcomer girlfriend! Hahaha serves you right Rachel, and the competition is on, IT'S ON. Bring it on baby.  At the same time, Kurt the gay guy will turn all straight just to be with you and somehow, The Puckster seems to be head over heals in love with you so he left Mercedes for you, ergh it sucks which means you suck cause you're a boyfriend stealer but only in the series, cause the fact is, in real life, you're a lesbo with the baby's mother, Quinn which happens to be having an affair with Artie, the wheelchair kid, who's apparently making out with Brittany, the beauty with no brain who's bestfriends with Santana who's making out with Jesse St. James. who's cheating on Sue Sylvester for Principle Figgins who is now married to Will Schuester. Hah cheating much? It's not real actually, I made it up cause I was bored and I thought it was fun to do this hehe anyway I'm sorry for the craps and shits.
-GLEE ALERT ENDS HERE-

And if you, yea you, wanted to be famous so badly cause you're a big time loser and the only way for you to be  famous is just like, simple, post up a video of you on youtube and get people to watch it. Simple, no? But the only problem now is, so how do you get Oprah (Charice) or Ellen or Usher (Justin Bieber) or Justin Timberlake (Esmee Denters, and now they have a music video of them together, awesome right, people discover you on the internet and now you're famous like instant noodles) to see a video of you cause there's a big chance they won't even watch it. So my word of advise is, move on and forget about it. Hah I just motivated you guys but now I'm destroying your so called fairytale dreams. MUAHAHHAAAH!! But if you're lucky enough, and if fate has been decided, I say go for it, the dream is all yours :)

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OH NO I'M SORRY ANT, I JUST KILLED YOU, IT WASN'T MY FAULT, YOU STARTED IT, YOU WOULD PROBABLY HAVE LIVED RIGHT NOW IF YOU DID NOT BITE ME. EH WAIT, YOU'RE ALIVE! YAY. OMG I JUST TALKED TO AN ANT, CRAZY MUCH? Sorry for the big capital letters tho, I just love doing it hehe.


Ahhh I feel good, life's great. HEAVEN.
 




This is the first time I saw a youtuber like her (well I'm sorry for not being able to explore youtube a lot more than you do). And she's wearing a tudung, or hijjab, and yeah she's beatiful.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Exam, say what?

So tomorrow, the mid year exam is gonna start. And to be perfectly honest, I'm not 100% ready about this. 

And yay Glee will be on air today on star world! I really can't wait, even tho I've watched in on the internet before hehehe. And right now I just finished watching the 18th episode. I love Chris Colfer aka Kurt Hummel he's so daymn funny maan.Yup that's right, I'm a gleek. I can't miss an episode okay, it's like my soul will die or something. HAH GOTCHA! GILA KE NAK MATI SEBAB TAK TGK GLEE?

And today at school, everyone, and when I said everyone, I mean eeeeeeveryone was busy preparing for the exam except MOI and Effa, HAHAHA. We were clearly busy talking about somethaang. I can't believe I actually have time for this when the exam is just tomorrow. I guess I really am like this, and it has been like a tradition for me to study at the last minute and I think I really should change that attitude. It ain't healthy maan. I still got sooo many chapters to revise back and I haven't got a clue what sejarah is all about, I think I'm gonna pass it. BAh/

Monday, May 10, 2010

Catatan cacat

 Kata kata aluan
-Ini post agak tak betul lah, diselit dgn lawak yang tak berapa nk lawak pendek kata, lame. Haha.
-Kalau overly extremely lame, tekan la butang X saya tak makan orang pun,
-Terima kasih.

Mind sets are very important *sesat gila. Tiba tiba rasa macam tak nak jadi doctor, engineer, pharmacist apa apa lah yang ada kena mengena dengan science. Haha kenapa? Rasa mcm dah ramai jugak la kot ambil subject tu walaupun orang kata job itu merupakan keperluan (bukan kehendak) malaysia. Okkay ayat \merepek aku tktau mcm mana nak elaborate but yeah you get it.


Ouch my bontot dah sakit duduk atas lantai lama2 sangat. Takpa, boleh kuruskan bontot kan? Sebab aku rasa bontot aku mcm makin besar sbb kain sekolah aku dah ketat sikit hihihiiiii what do you expect? Kain since form 1 kot ahaa tp jarang pakai. Erm FYI aku makin meninggi ye kalau tak dulu kena lipat 2-3 kali sekarang tk payah. Ahaa tk paham? Lupakan. Ya Allah dah banyak tersasul drpd topic hari ini wow. Aku tak ada lah pendek sangat grrr AVERAGE JE LAA :O

*terkeluar topic

Okay kembali kepada cerita, aku just nak kerja yang chill chill je tapi gaji O.O RM12345678976756 WAH KAYA NYA! Itu main type je tau tak betol. Bagi aku (bagi aku je laaa), doctor tak kaya sangat. Walaupun orang ckp doctor tu kaya, itu ikut jenis doktor la kan wooaah kalau jadi surgeon fullamakk kerja 1 bulan pon dah cukup nak beli 10 camera hahahaha tkde kena mengena. Dan bagi aku, doctor dah ramai sangatlah kat sini walaupun orang kata malaysia memerlukan banyak doktor. Haiih otak aku pelik sikit kot.


LALALALALALALALLALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAa gila?! YE


njhgdfkcechjrudilcxhngrjekcn, Aku suka benda arts, photography tak macam classmate aku, sebahagiannya nerd! Belajar sepanjang masa, boleh dikatakan hampir semua la nak jadi doctor, mungkin itu kot salah satu faktor kenapa aku rasa doktor ramai. Sebab mungkin, lebih daripada separuh orang dalam satu class nk jadi doctor, itu baru satu kelas, belum campur lagi sekolah sekolah lain yang berjuta tu. Yes mungkin mereka betul doktor kat malaysia ni sikit, tapi generasi yang akan datanglah yang akan meramaikannya, dan generasi tersebutlah generasi aku (apa aku ckp do), kalau ramai pon apa salahnya kan, zaman sekarang penyakit dah makin pelik sebab makanan zaman sekarang makin pelik, fast food lah slow food lah haha okay tak lawak. Tengok orang zaman dulu, makan nasi je kalau tkpon bukan benda mengarut lah sebab tu la diorang sihat hahaha yay.

\\mu.mujkujhjmgnngbgbgghjnkji.kko <--- okay ni Fareeq sibuk kacau!!! GRRR!
 
Bila cikgu tanya nak jadi apa, aku pun mengaku je nak jadi doktor walaupun hakikatnya tak ha ha.. Tapi nanti apa orang kata kan dah penat2 amik pure science tiba2 ambil yang tak ada kena mengena langsung, sikit pon tak. Ahh lantak la apa orang nak kata, aku aku la, kau kau lah. Mcm terasa nak amik graphic design. Hahaha. Ntah.


Aku bukannya tak minat science, biology sangat menarik kalau kita betul2 menghayatinya, physics lagi best sebab dia berlaku dekat surrounding kita, contohnya, pen dgn kertas jatuh drpd meja. Sp jatuh dulu? Haa nak tau belajar physics dulu pastu compare kan dengan dalam vacuum pula *OMG IM SO LAME hehe. Chemistry aku pulak haha from zero to not so hero hehe tak apa masa banyak lagi boleh terrer kan lagi. Chemistry pon jadi best jugak bila kita phm concept dia. Add maths? Haha jangan tanya, aku tktau bila nak pakai.


Cuma, bila kerja dengan kerja yang ada science, takut jadi stress. And tak fun. And memenatkan. Pastu kalau nk jadi doctor pula at least 10 tahun kot belajar :S So better kerja yang fun, buat benda yang kita minat. Nanti life tak fun lah unless kau suka stress memanjang haha.

Hey hey jadi photographer pon kaya jugak KOT! Dgn gaji satu event, pergh boleh pergi UK! Ulu klang. Har Har Har. LAWAKKKKKK Sgt. Tah sp ntah ajar. Kalau tk pergi UK pon, boleh shopping dkt Empire Gallery! Haha saja nk promote baru bukak.


And lastly,
This is my decision, tolong lah jangan ckp aku ikut orang.


P.s. Minta maaf lah kesalahan ejaan, bahasa, punctuations, semuanyalah. Hujung kaki smpi hujung rambut.

P.p.s. Kenapa aku sangat lame harini?

P.p.p.s Yay periksa arab hari jumaat. Great. 1 buku habuk semua tk baca lagi.

/ <--- ni pun Fareeq buat.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Lalalalalalalalalaalalalalaaa

Happy 17th Belated Birthday Effa!
Bday present? This pinky pinky colour. Hahaha jk.

Happy 34th Anniversary Mama & Abah!
I promise to be a great daughter, hahaha okay lagi sekali tak ada kena mengena.


Bye nak tidur! Sesungguhnya mimpi lebih indah daripada realiti.
MANA BOLEH! Kena la fair! So,
Kedua dua mimpi dan realiti sama sama indah. APakah?

Like a roller coaster ride, whoa

HELLO HELLO.

Dah dua hari tak dtg skolah. Dapat MC, yay. This is agak menyenangkan hidup lah sebab minggu lepas pon tk dtg 2 hari (hehe) mata bengkak gilaaa don't know why. Kawan kawan ckp kena kencing tikus ah, lipas ah, yadayadaaayada woooah O.O Then cikgu panggil tanya kenapa then kena bagi surat kalau tak dikira ponteng skolah -.- Oh yaa, surat still tak siap lagi.

Doctor kata,
  • Pagi-pagi kena breakfast roti, cheese, telur dan susu. 
  • Energy sikit. So kena kasi banyak.
  • Berat kena naik 5 kg. O.O
  • Jalan kena straight.  
  • Ntah. 

Oh lupa, hari Ahad dan Selasa merupakan hari penuh kesabaran :') Saya menghadapinya dengan penuh cekal dan tabah! Fuyoo hebat. Selasa haritu bersin, selsema gilaa nak mati. Pastu petang pergi tution Bio (tk apa, tuition bio boleh datang sbb best HAHAHAHA), di mana cuacanya sangat dingin di tambah pula dengan ribut petir boom boom sana sini. Tissue penuh dengan hingus lebih kurang 2 packet dalam dia ada 10, so ++20 helai habis. Balik rumah, makan burger 1 1/2 :) Okay tak ada kena mengena.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

As some of you guys already know, The double movie of Toy Story is now in cinema. And as the movie had become a part of me and Alya's childhood days. We decided to watch it! It was a whole lot of fun sitting in the cinema for 3 hours, the cinema was packed with kids. Usually the kids will conquer the whole cinema right, since it's a kid's movie. But guess what, there were adults too, well I'm not surprised to see them tho cause probably they were still kids when they first watched the movie, like us :) Haha. WTH? 

And now, I can't wait for the third one to come out! YAY YEAY YEAAAY!





Oh yes lagi satu, kenapa eh, bila orang happy or seronok dia jerit yay? Cuba sebut perkataan yeay slow slow. Lawak kan? Okay fine tak lawak.

Bye nak kencing.